Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

This is preventing me from falling asleep.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

I cannot stop laughing for the life of me.

If you don't' know me, I never graduated the 4th grade.